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Can Party Tote

$25.00

Celebrate our ongoing culture war in style with this gorgeous one-of-a-kind cotton tote! Carry your politically affiliated brews to your next adult Bar Mitzvah and be the envy of all your fellow partygoers! Rock on! 🤙

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Celebrate the volatile stock prices of multinational global corporations with the whims of the latest #socialmedia trends!
• Open main compartment

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Celebrate our ongoing culture war in style with this gorgeous one-of-a-kind cotton tote! Carry your politically affiliated brews to your next adult Bar Mitzvah and be the envy of all your fellow partygoers! Rock on! 🤙

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Celebrate the volatile stock prices of multinational global corporations with the whims of the latest #socialmedia trends!
• Open main compartment

Celebrate our ongoing culture war in style with this gorgeous one-of-a-kind cotton tote! Carry your politically affiliated brews to your next adult Bar Mitzvah and be the envy of all your fellow partygoers! Rock on! 🤙

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Celebrate the volatile stock prices of multinational global corporations with the whims of the latest #socialmedia trends!
• Open main compartment

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